Tristan Joseph
Generation 18
Major: MIMG
Why did you join LCC?Nobody told me it was for Asians.
Hobbies & Skills
Squirrel Huntin' and Rocky Mountain Oysters
If you were to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Something with a wide range of nutrients.. so you know, I don't die.
Where are you the most ticklish?
My left testicle, don't believe me? Come test it.
Who would you be and what would you do, if you can be someone else for an hour?
Obama/Current President, so I could fix some shit!
What movie would you like to be trapped in?
A giant playboy bunny orgy movie, or harry potter whatever you think is cooler.
What would the autobiographical movie of your life be called and which celebrity will play you?
The Great Tristan: A documentary of the World's first supreme ruler. and obviously I'd be played by Gerard Butler, he's my second cousin. ... but really, I'm a serious person.
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Tristan has acted...
- as Dick Richley in The Case of the Feline Fatale
- as Paul in Mean Streets
- as Business Man in In Case of an Emergency
- as Ensemble in The Vampire Hunter
- as Ranger in Saigon Souffle