lcc theatre company


Keith Mertan

Generation 18
Major: Statistics
Why did you join LCC?
Because I needed more hood-rat thugs in my life who would force some creative juices out of me. I have found them in LCC.

Hobbies & Skills
Some consider me an expert in the art of herbology, others consider me a mediocre skateboarding enthusiast and even others consider me a closet mathematics/physics geek. I am, truly, a mixture of these traits and many more, obviously including my lobe for improv and acting.

If you were to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Sushi. No, pizza. No... Sushi pizza. Mind = blown.

Where are you the most ticklish?
The inside of my left lung. Good luck.

Who would you be and what would you do, if you can be someone else for an hour?
I'd be Bradley Cooper, hunt down James Franco and impregnate him then nine months later the world would be graced by that astonishingly handsome and chiseled, biology-defying baby.

What movie would you like to be trapped in?
An Extremely Goofy Movie. DCOMs 4 lyfe!

What would the autobiographical movie of your life be called and which celebrity will play you?
My autobiography would be called "Well, Didn't see that One Coming" and the baby I made with James Franco in my hour of being Bradley Cooper would play me.

Keith has acted...