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Wahid Chowdhury


Generation 16
Major: Computer Sciences
Why did you join LCC?
Word on the street was that the people at LCC were even weirder and more awkward than me. I had to verify this. After my first meeting with the group as a member, it was verified.

Hobbies & Skills
My main skills revolve around my strange physical talents. Mainly that my booty shaking would put Shakira out of business and that I have an abnormally large tongue that can flicker at a frequency of 60 Hz. My hobbies include the following: a) working out as much possible so that I'm ready to play a ripped Spartan when LCC finally decides to stage the play "300: How Wahid's Abs Saved Sparta" b) pwning some noobs on Counter-Strike Source, Battlefield 2: Bad Company, and Farmville c) practicing my Jay Sean impersonation so that I could convince intoxicated women in Westwood that I am indeed him, and that there is nothing unusual about Jay Sean visiting Westwood to hit up Noodle Planet d) programming for computers :)

If you were to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Something called the RZA burger, which was invented by RZA of the Wu Tang Clan. It's a veggie patty with a fried egg, cheese, lettuce, pickles, mustard, mayo, and some butter smashed between two waffles. Limit consumption to 3 a year.

Where are you the most ticklish?
Last time someone asked me that, and I answered truthfully, they proceeded to tickle me until tears came out of my eyes. Nice try.

Who would you be and what would you do, if you can be someone else for an hour?
I'd probably be the CEO of some large corporation, and in that hour, transfer funds to the bank account of Wahid Chowdhury. I would use the remainder of the hour to get myself on national television, and explain how some guy in Westwood named Wahid Chowdhury inspired me to be a great CEO. When control returned to my original body, I'd be a baller.

What movie would you like to be trapped in?
I'm tempted to say Avatar because it would be sick flying around on those big birds and chilling with the blue Navi people, but there's no way I'd choose it out of the risk that I might be put into the movie Avatar: The Last Airbender by mistake. With that said, I'm going to have to go with Sin City.

What would the autobiographical movie of your life be called and which celebrity will play you?
My movie would be called: "The Chowdhury Chronicles: The Rise and Fall of an Industry Giant". It would chronicle my rise to fame as an actor starting with LCC, and would climax with me winning an Oscar at the Academy Awards. Eventually the director Uwe Boll offers me an acting role in one of his crappy video game adaptation films, and I accept, marking my downfall. I proceed to become a D-list celebrity, marry Lindsay Lohan, and get my own reality TV show. Oh and I'd be addicted to cocaine at this point. I would be played by Alfonso Ribeiro, who plays Carlton Banks in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.


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